My dog is not a like any other animal on this planet. Oh wait a minute did I just say dog...she in fact is a tiny person locked in a furry body. She is my one and only dog child. I do get strange looks from people, when I pull out her picture and explain this fact to them.
As to how we came across her...I actually, got her a few years back as a Christmas present from Frank. (My ex). You see which one of the two is still in the picture. She actually is the best gift I could have ever of gotten!
Here the other day she had a visit from her boyfriend. It was just like Romeo and Juliet. oh my god! She would lay up in her window with her nose up in the air and he would lie at the bottom whining for her to come out. It ain't gonna happen! I told him. Actually I think that is exactly where all males should be. At our feet begging for our attention! She definitely has it going on!
They say that our dogs act like us. I don't know about that. She is rather spoiled, vindictive has to have everything her way, and loves Walmart better than any woman alive. Hey... wait a minute! Maybe their right that sounds just like my ex.
When we first got her my ex wanted to name her a very ugly word and the bad thing about it is she would not answer to anything else. I explained to him in a rather nice way. We can not..... name her that we have children in our house. What would the neighbors think?! So I, being the brilliant person that I am,I shortened it and her name is Bit Bit.
I sometimes wonder what exactly she thinks of me. Especially when she give me those go to hell looks, when I try to explain to her that she can't go with me. Then when I do leave her she in return leaves me with a very nice present. Now I know why he wanted to name herb%$#@. I think she save up just for those occasions.
I definitely can say one thing she has brought a lot of joy and pissed royally the *&^% off in my life just like my children. Which is a whole 'nother story in it self. And you wonder why I call her my dog child! She sometimes act worse than they did when growing up!
One thing for sure, I would not want to live a day with out her. She is there when I wake up(nose to nose) and there when I go to sleep (butt to butt). and I love her with all my heart. Fleas, ticks, bad breath and all! (Oh sorry that was my ex I was talking about!). I had a major malfunction there for a minute.
I just wanted to say that if you don't have a furry friend it would be a good time to invest in one. Go to you local dog shelter and give a friend a home and maybe you will one day have a dog child too!
Puppies are always co cool, just wanna hug them, but when they grow up they can be real monsters..let's not think about it and watch this funny puppy howling.
My dog is not a like any other animal on this planet. Oh wait a minute did I just say dog...she in fact is a tiny person locked in a furry body. She is my one and only dog child. I do get strange looks from people, when I pull out her picture and explain this fact to them.
As to how we came across her...I actually, got her a few years back as a Christmas present from Frank. (My ex). You see which one of the two is still in the picture. She actually is the best gift I could have ever of gotten!
Here the other day she had a visit from her boyfriend. It was just like Romeo and Juliet. oh my god! She would lay up in her window with her nose up in the air and he would lie at the bottom whining for her to come out. It ain't gonna happen! I told him. Actually I think that is exactly where all males should be. At our feet begging for our attention! She definitely has it going on!
They say that our dogs act like us. I don't know about that. She is rather spoiled, vindictive has to have everything her way, and loves Walmart better than any woman alive. Hey... wait a minute! Maybe their right that sounds just like my ex.
When we first got her my ex wanted to name her a very ugly word and the bad thing about it is she would not answer to anything else. I explained to him in a rather nice way. We can not..... name her that we have children in our house. What would the neighbors think?! So I, being the brilliant person that I am,I shortened it and her name is Bit Bit.
I sometimes wonder what exactly she thinks of me. Especially when she give me those go to hell looks, when I try to explain to her that she can't go with me. Then when I do leave her she in return leaves me with a very nice present. Now I know why he wanted to name herb%$#@. I think she save up just for those occasions.
I definitely can say one thing she has brought a lot of joy and pissed royally the *&^% off in my life just like my children. Which is a whole 'nother story in it self. And you wonder why I call her my dog child! She sometimes act worse than they did when growing up!
One thing for sure, I would not want to live a day with out her. She is there when I wake up(nose to nose) and there when I go to sleep (butt to butt). and I love her with all my heart. Fleas, ticks, bad breath and all! (Oh sorry that was my ex I was talking about!). I had a major malfunction there for a minute.
I just wanted to say that if you don't have a furry friend it would be a good time to invest in one. Go to you local dog shelter and give a friend a home and maybe you will one day have a dog child too!
2,500 dogs acting 170 breeds (welcome Dogue de Bordeaux!) will enter Madison Square Garden in chase of Best In Show honors at the 133rd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
Meet the winner of America's Funniest Home Videos $100,000 Grand Prize - Chester the Incredible Peeing Dog. THis is the best pee I've ever seen, watch!:)
Puppies are always co cool, just wanna hug them, but when they grow up they can be real monsters..let's not think about it and watch this funny puppy howling.
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